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Hello gentle Americans. Episode 8 of "RuPaul’s Drag Race" was a particularly brutal episode, leaving a sticky residue on my retinas. Or was it that unfortunate sex-related accident during the commercial break?

My sexual partner’s meaty member was just too beautiful; I had to keep my eyes open to take in all of its splendor. There is a price to be paid for such carnal pleasures: a swollen, oozing left eye. And there was a price to be paid for watching last night’s show: a little piece of my soul. Being that I have so little left, I don’t have much to spare.

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  • Anonymous, 2012-03-20 18:41:10

    I’m sure your recap was authored with what I’m sure you think is a ton of wit, but it read like a pile of stank ass regurgitated shit. Bravo!


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